identity
| tribe | white | | age group | midlife (40-59) | | career path | geek (IT/programmer) |
looks
| height | short (5'1"-5'5") | | body type | beer-gut and man-breasts | | hair color | bald/shaved | | eye color | brown | | eyewear | yes |
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white •
male •
midlife (40-59)
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he can't get it up... he breathes -- breath is BAD
he's a fat mark
posted by male •
17 September •
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how did you meet?can't remember anymore
how long were you together?a few months
who broke it off?I did!
when did you last speak?a few weeks ago
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what's the worst thing he ever did to you?
he breaths-breath is BAD
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why'd the two of you break up?
he's a fat mark
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what did you see in him in the first place?
I was drunk
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if you could give two pieces of advice to his new lover, what would they be?
LUBE!
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